Gan Bimbo

OHMG PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lords! I've disappeared from my blog for a teeny weeny bit.!

Ohkay ohkay, now that I am back, I apologise for my disappearance.

You see I started a new life. Grew out of a cocoon and into the 'wild ways of men'.

Ok, I stole that quote from Huai Bin. Sorry.

*head bows* There are times I drop into the vault of bimbo moments. Such as:

Please excuse me.

A hungry man.

*Updated*

Excuse me people.

Do you not understand it is a man's need to eat?

To swallow it whole?

Like a python devouring his food.

The barley girl made me ABC soup =) Proposing was a dashingly good idea!

NEVER EVER not scrape the bones. Best part!

I'm an alpha male! Buzz off my crumbs.~

There may be times where I, well, space out and well.. before I know it, the shared food became MY food.

I would love to apologize for the finished crackers, cookies, noodles, rice, and everything else.

Key word: WOULD

So..

Peace out homies!

Fun Fact: If the world's about to end tomorrow, the ONE thing that I would do is - bang taxis and motorcyclists.

Oh and I my weight broke the chair.. *apologize the japanese way ~ bowing*

Friso Gold.

I drink Friso Gold. *gulps gulps*

Kinda like it.

"Hi Twitterbug."

I never knew that could sound so............ dare I say, seductive?

Zzup Homies?

Oh Hi.!

Sorry buddies! I've been missing out a lot on life.

Life = my blog.

I guess there are less frequent events that I could blog about, that I made up my own event.

I've got me-self a barley girlfriend.

Okay That is actually an Ethiopian girl carrying barley seeds, but my shorty's pretty much the same.

Source: http://www.alertnet.org/db/blogs/64334/2010/03/29-133655-1.htm

But I do like Miss India. and barley.

See. I told you she's pretty - Ushoshi Sengupta. [She's not pretty in other pics. So please don't google.]

Oh before toodling off, I was ogling at certain magazine and.. I bumped into to this pic:

@KuahJenhan. #MACC My superman. He plays football. He supports Liverfool. *high 5*

Alright, gotta get right to my indian roots for lunch right now. Wonder what's for lunch?

Pappadum rubs good with my beer belly.
*throws rice for good luck*

My Hero.

Despite my appearance or perception that you may have conjured up in your minds, my readers, I too am a manly man.

I eat egg tarts for breakfast.

But on to a more serious note:

Heard of Steven Slater?

HE IS THE BADDEST ASS in the REAL world! *salutes*

A man with guts. (He's a flight attendant)

So, passenger tried to remove the luggage from the compartment before the flight reached a full halt. He must have told them in his nicest like all fake attendants voice "Maam, could you please return to your seat and only retrieve your luggages once the plane reaches a complete stop?" Passenger said no. Cursed at him. Luggage hit his face. The passenger did not apologise (or even want to). He got pissed. He cursed back. Gave the entire airline a piece of his mind. Grab a can of beer, deployed the emergency exit and left through it.

Oh yeah.

And that is how it is done.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Steven-Slater/144193358941536?ref=ts&v=wall

Btw, there's free beer at Asia Cafe SS15 Subang Jaya (beside the most awesome uni col EVER, Taylor's University College) this Thursday from 6pm onwards.

Cheeeers to my Nikilesh blood.!

Loyal Fans

Aww...

I knew you would miss me.

LOL.

Coming soon.